Today is my friend Matt Rizzini's 25th birthday, so to show him how much I cherish our friendship, here is a little anagram for you. Happy birthday, Matt. I hope you had a couple of barley-pops and shot a couple of lacrosse balls against some bricks today.
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
Zzzzzzzzzzz I'm tired
I hate that you have so many I's in your name
Nero: Emperor of the 1st Century