Over the past few years, dating back to high school, I've been compared to two famous people, neither of which do I really agree. The first was Gordo from the damn Lizzie McGuire show. Eh. I could see the hair similarities, but still. It isn't too favorable to be compard to the nice guy/hopeless romantic forever stuck in the friendzone until the Lizzie McGuire movie. Who wants to be a supporting character on a sitcom that caters to middle school aged girls? Not me anyways. Plus, what the hell has Gordo done since then? I'm not even going to bother to IMDB that dude because I think I already have a pretty good idea of his career since that show ended. Overall, not a big fan of the Gordo comparisons.
|Here I am consoling Lizzie after a tough breakup. She was wasted.|
|Eat Your Heart Out Shia.|
|Couldn't get a nicer tie?|
|I don't know what's worse, the shirt or the monkey.|