What the Hell?

Okay so last night/this morning I got an interesting comment from an 'anonymous' person leaving me with some interview questions. Honestly I have no idea who it is who left me this, but I'm assuming it was one of my friends joking around. However since I don't know this for sure, it could be a person in Montana for all I know. I find most of the questions interesting but weird at the same time. This being said, it gives me a great blog post idea, and we all know I need help with that. Therefore, I shall post his comment and answer his questions one by one.

Dear Jimothy, I like your blog and although you don't know me, I want to interview you so a wish of yours can come true. Here are 25 questions for you. Good luck.

Why do your eyes look so scary in your picture thing?
That's a great question, I really don't know. I picniked the picture, if that's the proper term, and I like that fact that my eyes instilled fear into the readers. I'm glad they look scary to you to be quite honest.

Do you believe in ghosts and/or phantoms?
Yes, but only phantoms and only around Halloween time. You can't blame me for that.

What is your favorite Disneyworld ride?
I've always been a big Space Mountain, Splash Mountain and Rock n' Rollercoaster, but hey that's just me. The Teacup ride is alright. My ultimate favorite ride at Disney however is the "It's a Small World After All" ride.

Why does your friend Danny always seem depressed?
Can you blame him? He lives in Rhode Island.

Why do you include Michael Jackson in the majority of your blogs?
Cause he's dead and he was the only person better at me than dancing. I have to pay respect to my competition so I honor him by putting awful pictures of him on my blog.

If Kelly Mitchell asked you to another blind date dance, would you go?
What kind of a question is that? Of course I would! Kelly was the best dance partner of all time. But I don't think it's possible for it to be a blind date dance since I already know what she looks like, but yes, I would go on another dance date with her if given the opportunity.

What's your middle name?
Michael.

Who is your biggest inspiration?
My dog Juneau, because he overcomes so much adversity for being a partially blind and Diabetic husky. My grandfather because he always has fun stories from the Great Depression, which amazes me that he had a good time during bad times. Chuck Klosterman writes good stuff. Mark Titus for having a great blog. Danny Allen because I know deep down I'm always happier than he is. The list goes on and on, but one more person is Jack Bauer, because he always saves the day, he gives me hope that I too can one day save the world.

I'm a fan of poetry, do you have any favorite poems?
Frosty the Snowman is alright. I always was confused with poems because I could never figure them out. They're too deep for me.

What does the f2 key on your laptop do?
Unfortunately, I still have no idea.

Are you Jewish?
No, if I were Jewish I wouldn't have a Christmas wishlist. Inglourious Basterds was a great movie though.

If you had to be trapped in that elevator again with 4 people, who would they be and why?
This is a great question. 1. John Travolta, to talk to. 2. Spencer Pratt so I can punch him in the face. 3. Megan Fox so I can look at her. 4. Bill Gates so I can steal his wallet. Honorable mentions: Beethoven so he can compose a song for me and Jersey Shore's Pauly D because he is a famous Rhode Islander.

Do your parents read the blog?
I bet my Dad has glanced at it. My Mom still hasn't grasped the concept of a blog, so I don't think she's read it yet. All that matters is that they love me still.

I agree with your stance on the Christmas shoes song by saying it is depressing, but did you need to really tarnish the song, it seems messed up.
Yes. I believe it was necessary and it simply had to be done. I just had to step up to the plate and take matters into my own hands and do it.

How's your christmas wishlist going thus far?
So far so good, but this brings me back to the question of me being Jewish. If you read the blog about the Christmas wishlist which I'm assuming you did, then you would know that I'm not Jewish. Anyways, it's been alright, I've been told that my blog is better than Paramore's, John Mayer's and Johnny Depp's. Oh and Danny Allen cracked a smile a few times in the past week.

I think your list of predictions is bullshit.
That's not a question, but thank you.

Does it scare you that everytime you go on vacation, people die?
Sorta, I mean so many people die on this planet every single day,which I understand, but it does kinda surprise that many famous people die while I'm on vacation. It's probably less surprising then what it seems to me, but I guess it does somewhat scare me.

What happened to your quote of the day thing you used to end each post with?
I assume you mean the song quote of the day thing I used to end each post with. To be honest, I simply just forgot about it completely. There's no real reason for it not being there other than me just forgetting. I'll tell you what, I'll ask if people want it back on the next poll, so if you care so much, vote yes.

If I grow my hair long and I still don't get girls, what do I do next?
Having a flow is an important part, but if this doesn't work, starting making mixtapes for girls. NOTE: always put Asia's Heat of the Moment on the mixtape and Lesley Gore's It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To if it is a birthday present for the love of your life. Good luck.

Did Rachel Wall seriously want to kill you after you posted pictures of her on the blog? If I were her I'd be pissed.
Yeah I think she was more shocked that I did that. I can't blame her for being mad. She threatened to put my information on a gay dating site as payback, but I don't think she's done that yet. I'm sure when it first happened she had thoughts of lighting me on fire or taking an axe to my sternum, but that's a moot point at this stage, I think she's over it.

Who do you like more, Kelly or Rachel?
This isn't a fair question. I love both these girls with all my heart. I can't honestly say who I like more because feelings will be hurt. If I picked Kelly I fear that Rachel would kick my ass, which I suppose I deserved a few months ago when I posted those pictures. If I picked Rachel, Kelly would be devasted I think. Ultimately, you're trying to put me in a lose-lose situation, however I'm taking the best way out by saying I like them both the same, which may or may not be true, but who knows? I win.

What's the best excuse to use if you break a window?
This could be the most random question ever first of all. More importantly I'd go with the classic "It was an accident" or "It slipped". Now what 'it' is that slipped can vary, but just go with that.

Where is the closest Savers to me?
Well, I know I'm a Savers professional by now, but I have no idea. I don't know where you live so how can I tell you that?

I know if I leave a comment my name will show as 'anonymous' but can you give me a nickname for fun?
This is difficult since I know nothing about you. I'll just go with Lefty.

When will you stop blogging?
When I die.

I hope these questions are likeable.

Well, as you can see it was an interesting interview. As a Christmas present, I'm giving Andrew 'Danger' Chace give a celeb post, and he will be gracing us with the best albums of the past decade.

Welp, see ya later.